Brandon 2A Salute To The American Fag
December 14th 2008 00:38
The American Fag is a majestic and beautiful piece of our patriotic history. It's bright colors and glittering stars have inspired people for generations to shed their prejudices and unite under the glorious banner of equality.
Some people think that Fags are new or that America invented them, but this is simply not true. Fags have been around for a long time waving blissfully in the breeze and representing their country or nation with pride.
Here are some examples of Fags from around the world.
Fags are a beautiful part of any countries nationality and identity and should be accepted and appreciated. There is nothing more fabulous than a huge fag waving wildly in the wind with nothing on but their true colors.
But where did Fags come from?
Well that's simple! Fags were first invented back in the 1960's, just like everything else. The first American Fag was created by Sir Elton John and his 5 wives. This may seem odd to some of you younger readers, but at the time is was totally normal for a fag maker to have more than one wife.
Below is a historically accurate image of Sir Elton John sewing the first American Fag.
Shortly after Elton had crafted the American Fag the government decided that they didn't want a national Fag and they attempted to destroy it using their Assorted Icon Destroying Strategies or AIDS.
AIDS was built by the Government to destroy the American Fag so that nobody would ever unite under the banner of equality and would instead spend the rest of their lives working in automotive factors and being a bunch of redneck dipshits.
Here we see Emperor George W. Bush about to feast on the severed heads of two fag supporters, Dumbledore and Rosie O'Donnell.
Despite the AIDS the Government was not able to silence the patriotic spirit of the American Fag as it waved gloriously above the nation and inspired generations of citizens and foreigners alike.
To this day - the struggle continues. But Old Glory still proves to be a magnificent and beautiful reminder of everything that the United States stands for... freedom.... equality.... truth... awesomeness... etc....
And for that reason, we salute the American Fag.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Weird that Elton John, being English, was the first to invent the American Fag. See, that's unity for you.