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Global Warming Strikes Orphanage: Kills All Children

November 2nd 2007 21:00
Global Warming Consuming Children


Seems like it had to come down to this. Unless Global Warming kidnaps and kills some 13 year old little girl the world can continue to just not care. Or rather should I say: The world cares, but won't take action?


The "Awareness" level on Global Warming is effing huge. Rarely do I find myself meeting people who don't know what Global Warming is all about. How could they not? Every other week some group is putting on a concert series devoted to Global Warming or Climate Control? The problem with that is: Politicians and Corporations don't give a flying F*ck about your stupid concerts or awareness festivals.

In fact, most Politicians and wealthy CEO's purposely buy houses far away from Stadiums and Amplitheaters so they don't have to hear your Concerts and Music Festivals. This is pretty devastating considering Music doesn't pass laws or stop Green House Gas Emissions don't you think?

How about we try something that actually gets noticed and lights a fire under the asses of the world powers? Something that sends a message? How about a riot on the front steps of congress with demons and rock bands exploding out of the corpses of those who stand in the way of a brighter tomorrow?

Now call me crazy, but when a fifty foot tall demon with chanting a battle-cry to save the Environment and stop a Global Climate Shift rises from the earth wielding fire and the power of shadow, I think you'll sign that Kyoto Protocol faster than you type in your porn subscription each night.


As of now we are forming a new organization known as "Green War" the more active and productive cousin of "Green Peace". Strap yourself in for the most eco-friendly ride of your effing life.
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