Brandon 2Why the NFL Is Using Dogs as Footballs
July 30th 2009 00:04
What is this world coming to? Are dogs not people too? PETA thinks so, but what the hell do they know?
Michael Vick was recently reinstated back into the NFL. Who's going to hire a dog killer, though?
Probably no one; and that is why I propose that he should create his own NFL team. The Dallas DogFighters, perhaps? Hell, he should make his own football league. Instead of footballs, they would use miniature chihuahuas. Their jerseys could be made of poodle fur. Their slogan would be, "We kill dogs for your entertainment."
What do you think?
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Comment by Fremen
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The Grudging Geek
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I realize that this is meant to be comedic, but all comedy contains some truth, and a lot of people would agree with your stance on Michael Vick.
The fact is that the NFL is not a law enforcing organization. The focus of the NFL is to allow the best football players in the world play on the biggest football stage in the world. Michael Vick just happens to be one of the best quarterbacks of the last decade, so, in my opinion, they'd have to be idiots to not reinstate him.