Brandon 2Rachelle LeFevre is fired from 'Eclipse', and Twilight Still Sucks
August 1st 2009 03:25
Twenty Million pre-teen girls were at risk of suicide this week after hearing the news about Twilight Goddess, Rachelle LeFevre. Yes, the world is in mourning this afternoon as it sets in that the last movie of the Twilight series, 'Eclipse', will not only suck terribly, but it will do so without the redheaded villain, Rachelle.
Riot onlookers at a filming studio in LA gave the following statements.
"Oh my god, I freakin' hate you Summit! Like, you don't even know. I love Rachelle! GO SUCK EDWARDS DICK, SUMMIT, GOSH! Like, seriously."
- Chastity from San Francisco
"RACHELLE LEFEVRE, I LOVE YOU LIKE SO MUCH! Wait, who's Rachelle LeFevre?"
- Rick A. from New York
"OMG OMG OMG OMG SHOES!"
- Kyle from Youtube
If I were Summit, I would tell her just like it is: "Rachelle, you're just too ugly to play in Eclipse. I mean, your hair is red and you look stupid. Why do you even want to be an actor in the Twilight Series? We all know everyone loves Edward and Bella's character, but what about yours? Everyone hates you!"
Instead of being in 'Eclipse', Rachelle will be acting in a less retarded movie, "Barney's Version".
We're a happy family! Oh what the hell, Eclipse will still suck without you.
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