http://www.globalinsult.com/ Global Insult en Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:02:00 GMT Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:02:00 GMT info@globalinsult.com info@globalinsult.com http://www.globalinsult.com/images/globalinsult2.jpg http://www.globalinsult.com/ http://www.globalinsult.com/no-title/ http://www.globalinsult.com/no-title/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/no-title/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:02:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/rachelle-lefevre-wont-be-in-eclipse/ Twenty Million pre-teen girls were at risk of suicide this week after hearing the news about Twilight Goddess, Rachelle LeFevre. Yes, the world is in mourning this afternoon as it... http://www.globalinsult.com/rachelle-lefevre-wont-be-in-eclipse/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/rachelle-lefevre-wont-be-in-eclipse/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:25:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/michael-vick-reinstated/ What is this world coming to? Are dogs not people too? PETA thinks so, but what the hell do they know? Michael Vick was recently reinstated back into the NFL... http://www.globalinsult.com/michael-vick-reinstated/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/michael-vick-reinstated/ Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:04:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/a-salute-to-the-american-fag/ The American Fag is a majestic and beautiful piece of our patriotic history. It's bright colors and glittering stars have inspired people for generations to shed their prejudices and unite... http://www.globalinsult.com/a-salute-to-the-american-fag/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/a-salute-to-the-american-fag/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:38:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/why-the-twilight-book-series-sucked-a-huge-dk-and-anyone-who-liked-it-is-a-moron/ Hi friends. Welcome to the Reader's Circle! The place where everyone who loves books and brains comes to read and learn! I'm glad you could join us! Today we're going... http://www.globalinsult.com/why-the-twilight-book-series-sucked-a-huge-dk-and-anyone-who-liked-it-is-a-moron/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/why-the-twilight-book-series-sucked-a-huge-dk-and-anyone-who-liked-it-is-a-moron/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:41:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/government-to-team-up-obese-people-and-midgets-to-create-super-soldiers/ Today it was announced by the New King of The Earth, Barack Obama, that using Mac technology a legion of super-soldiers would be created to serve NATO in the genocide... http://www.globalinsult.com/government-to-team-up-obese-people-and-midgets-to-create-super-soldiers/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/government-to-team-up-obese-people-and-midgets-to-create-super-soldiers/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:28:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/sex-and-the-city-spinoff-scores-long-and-hard-with-critics/ Starting this fall with such brilliant and beloved shows as Sex And The City and Scrubs seeing their final hour, all eyes have fallen on one new and thriving Sitcom... http://www.globalinsult.com/sex-and-the-city-spinoff-scores-long-and-hard-with-critics/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/sex-and-the-city-spinoff-scores-long-and-hard-with-critics/ Wed, 28 May 2008 13:27:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/newsflash-racial-stereotype-league-saves-the-world-again/ In a breaking news story, the Racial Stereotype League has saved the world yet again today. Yes! The team who continues to prove that racial stereotypes can positively work to... http://www.globalinsult.com/newsflash-racial-stereotype-league-saves-the-world-again/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/newsflash-racial-stereotype-league-saves-the-world-again/ Sat, 03 May 2008 22:25:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/cannibalism-may-be-the-solution-to-all-of-americas-woes/ As the painful crunch of economic turmoil and an evergrowing international food crisis continues to plague the U.S and foreign countries, a new solution has come into view. While it... http://www.globalinsult.com/cannibalism-may-be-the-solution-to-all-of-americas-woes/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/cannibalism-may-be-the-solution-to-all-of-americas-woes/ Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:02:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/tribulations-of-the-day/ Originally I had a fantastic arguement for the purpose of a poignant and cutting debate against all that is wrong with everything these days. However in spite of all this... http://www.globalinsult.com/tribulations-of-the-day/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/tribulations-of-the-day/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:19:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/5-tips-for-meeting-new-exotic-new-people/ As a seasoned people meeter I often venture into the urban sprawl to get a glimpse at all the people I can meet. Back in 2002 I was Time Magazine's... http://www.globalinsult.com/5-tips-for-meeting-new-exotic-new-people/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/5-tips-for-meeting-new-exotic-new-people/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:59:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/hitlers-salami-wizard-a-delicious-delight/ Everyone knows about Hitler. He pioneered the skin-tight Uniform. He created an amazing workout that looks a lot like marching and saluting. He even set into trend the "Short Stash... http://www.globalinsult.com/hitlers-salami-wizard-a-delicious-delight/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/hitlers-salami-wizard-a-delicious-delight/ Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:27:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/massacre-on-christmas-the-catholic-thunder/ BEHOLD! The truth of Christmas must be revealed! That this Sacred Holiday not forget it's true meaning and past. Though the Catholic church has tried to silence me through the... http://www.globalinsult.com/massacre-on-christmas-the-catholic-thunder/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/massacre-on-christmas-the-catholic-thunder/ Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:59:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/sudan-wins-greatest-country-in-the-world-contest-2007/ The following article was recently posted on MSN's front page: Original Article Summary: A British school-teacher was arrested for allowing her 7 year old students to name a Teddy-Bear "Mohammed... http://www.globalinsult.com/sudan-wins-greatest-country-in-the-world-contest-2007/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/sudan-wins-greatest-country-in-the-world-contest-2007/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:14:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/a-gigantic-river-of-fluid-fun-flowing-from-my-frothing-mouth-taste-the-pleasure/ It is extraordinarily depressing and disturbing the utter lack of thought people put into the statements they use on a daily basis. Most of these seemingly idiotic phrases are used... http://www.globalinsult.com/a-gigantic-river-of-fluid-fun-flowing-from-my-frothing-mouth-taste-the-pleasure/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/a-gigantic-river-of-fluid-fun-flowing-from-my-frothing-mouth-taste-the-pleasure/ Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:38:00 GMT