http://www.globalinsult.com/ Now with 55% more Imaginary Friends than your next leading Blog. en Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:28:00 GMT Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:28:00 GMT info@globalinsult.com info@globalinsult.com http://www.globalinsult.com/images/ginsult.JPG http://www.globalinsult.com/ http://www.globalinsult.com/government-to-team-up-obese-people-and-midgets-to-create-super-soldiers/ Today it was announced by the New King of The Earth, Barack Obama, that using Mac technology a legion of super-soldiers would be created to serve NATO in the genocide... http://www.globalinsult.com/government-to-team-up-obese-people-and-midgets-to-create-super-soldiers/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/government-to-team-up-obese-people-and-midgets-to-create-super-soldiers/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:28:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/sex-and-the-city-spinoff-scores-long-and-hard-with-critics/ Starting this fall with such brilliant and beloved shows as Sex And The City and Scrubs seeing their final hour, all eyes have fallen on one new and thriving Sitcom... http://www.globalinsult.com/sex-and-the-city-spinoff-scores-long-and-hard-with-critics/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/sex-and-the-city-spinoff-scores-long-and-hard-with-critics/ Wed, 28 May 2008 13:27:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/newsflash-racial-stereotype-league-saves-the-world-again/ In a breaking news story, the Racial Stereotype League has saved the world yet again today. Yes! The team who continues to prove that racial stereotypes can positively work to... http://www.globalinsult.com/newsflash-racial-stereotype-league-saves-the-world-again/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/newsflash-racial-stereotype-league-saves-the-world-again/ Sat, 03 May 2008 22:25:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/cannibalism-may-be-the-solution-to-all-of-americas-woes/ As the painful crunch of economic turmoil and an evergrowing international food crisis continues to plague the U.S and foreign countries, a new solution has come into view. While it... http://www.globalinsult.com/cannibalism-may-be-the-solution-to-all-of-americas-woes/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/cannibalism-may-be-the-solution-to-all-of-americas-woes/ Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:02:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/tribulations-of-the-day/ Originally I had a fantastic arguement for the purpose of a poignant and cutting debate against all that is wrong with everything these days. However in spite of all this... http://www.globalinsult.com/tribulations-of-the-day/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/tribulations-of-the-day/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:19:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/5-tips-for-meeting-new-exotic-new-people/ As a seasoned people meeter I often venture into the urban sprawl to get a glimpse at all the people I can meet. Back in 2002 I was Time Magazine's... http://www.globalinsult.com/5-tips-for-meeting-new-exotic-new-people/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/5-tips-for-meeting-new-exotic-new-people/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:59:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/hitlers-salami-wizard-a-delicious-delight/ Everyone knows about Hitler. He pioneered the skin-tight Uniform. He created an amazing workout that looks a lot like marching and saluting. He even set into trend the "Short Stash... http://www.globalinsult.com/hitlers-salami-wizard-a-delicious-delight/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/hitlers-salami-wizard-a-delicious-delight/ Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:27:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/massacre-on-christmas-the-catholic-thunder/ BEHOLD! The truth of Christmas must be revealed! That this Sacred Holiday not forget it's true meaning and past. Though the Catholic church has tried to silence me through the... http://www.globalinsult.com/massacre-on-christmas-the-catholic-thunder/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/massacre-on-christmas-the-catholic-thunder/ Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:59:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/sudan-wins-greatest-country-in-the-world-contest-2007/ The following article was recently posted on MSN's front page: Original Article Summary: A British school-teacher was arrested for allowing her 7 year old students to name a Teddy-Bear "Mohammed... http://www.globalinsult.com/sudan-wins-greatest-country-in-the-world-contest-2007/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/sudan-wins-greatest-country-in-the-world-contest-2007/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:14:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/a-gigantic-river-of-fluid-fun-flowing-from-my-frothing-mouth-taste-the-pleasure/ It is extraordinarily depressing and disturbing the utter lack of thought people put into the statements they use on a daily basis. Most of these seemingly idiotic phrases are used... http://www.globalinsult.com/a-gigantic-river-of-fluid-fun-flowing-from-my-frothing-mouth-taste-the-pleasure/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/a-gigantic-river-of-fluid-fun-flowing-from-my-frothing-mouth-taste-the-pleasure/ Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:38:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/anger-management-the-key-to-becoming-superhuman/ So I recently went to the video store and picked up 28 Days Later. However I did not know at that time that this was a movie about a Zombie... http://www.globalinsult.com/anger-management-the-key-to-becoming-superhuman/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/anger-management-the-key-to-becoming-superhuman/ Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:13:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/global-warming-strikes-orphanage-kills-all-children/ Seems like it had to come down to this. Unless Global Warming kidnaps and kills some 13 year old little girl the world can continue to just not care. Or... http://www.globalinsult.com/global-warming-strikes-orphanage-kills-all-children/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/global-warming-strikes-orphanage-kills-all-children/ Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:00:00 GMT http://www.globalinsult.com/a-brief-history-of-halloween-now-with-55-more-satan/ Almost everyone in the world knows about Halloween. Once a year it comes knocking on your door in the form of a child possessed by the devil and craving sweet... http://www.globalinsult.com/a-brief-history-of-halloween-now-with-55-more-satan/#comments http://www.globalinsult.com/a-brief-history-of-halloween-now-with-55-more-satan/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:43:00 GMT