Brandon 2Sudan Wins Greatest Country In The World Contest: 2007
November 27th 2007 06:14
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Summary:
A British school-teacher was arrested for allowing her 7 year old students to name a Teddy-Bear "Mohammed". She allowed the students to vote for the name of the bear and 20 out of 23 students voted for the name "Mohammed". She was arrested and charged with "Blasphemy" after multiple parents complained. The teacher is currently facing charges such as Prison and a fine.
The Shake Down:
I believe in Tolerance! To me - Tolerance means that everyone should shut the F**K up and leave each other alone and let people believe and act as they please. This rule is only negated when these beliefs and or actions harm other people.
Sure Sudan is entitled to believe in Mohammed as their prophet and worship their God and his prophets as they see fit. However there is something seriously wrong when they arrest someone who is trying to educate their children for allowing their children the ability to vote on a name THEY want.
So since 20 children in the class all voted to have the bear be named Mohammed are they going to arrest those 20 children as well? I thought not.
Sudan - You upset me. Standby for Political Incorrectness.
As you can see in this poorly uploaded historically accurate image of Mohammed. He is in fact a Teddy Bear who rides a mystical Cloud of Oppression which was given to him by the Government of Sudan. From his mighty loft he shoots lasers from his eyes which he uses to burn down people who try to educate the people of Sudan.
Yup. Congratulations Sudan. You won: "Arrest and Prosecute a 53 Year Old Teacher Who Was Trying To Help Educate Your Country- So You Can Uphold Some Insanely Strict Religious Code That Has Brought Nothing But Bloodshed And Oppression To Your People" AWARD OF THE MONTH!
Please see us after the show to pick up your complimentary Hummer.
Congratulations Sudan!
This just goes to show you. Sudan is the greatest country ever! Nothing can stop Sudan!..... except maybe free thought.... uhm open elections... human rights.... the 5th grade?
Goodnight Sudan. May you Oppress your people in Peace.
Summary:
A British school-teacher was arrested for allowing her 7 year old students to name a Teddy-Bear "Mohammed". She allowed the students to vote for the name of the bear and 20 out of 23 students voted for the name "Mohammed". She was arrested and charged with "Blasphemy" after multiple parents complained. The teacher is currently facing charges such as Prison and a fine.
The Shake Down:
I believe in Tolerance! To me - Tolerance means that everyone should shut the F**K up and leave each other alone and let people believe and act as they please. This rule is only negated when these beliefs and or actions harm other people.
Sure Sudan is entitled to believe in Mohammed as their prophet and worship their God and his prophets as they see fit. However there is something seriously wrong when they arrest someone who is trying to educate their children for allowing their children the ability to vote on a name THEY want.
So since 20 children in the class all voted to have the bear be named Mohammed are they going to arrest those 20 children as well? I thought not.
Sudan - You upset me. Standby for Political Incorrectness.
Mohammed Is a Teddy Bear
As you can see in this poorly uploaded historically accurate image of Mohammed. He is in fact a Teddy Bear who rides a mystical Cloud of Oppression which was given to him by the Government of Sudan. From his mighty loft he shoots lasers from his eyes which he uses to burn down people who try to educate the people of Sudan.
Yup. Congratulations Sudan. You won: "Arrest and Prosecute a 53 Year Old Teacher Who Was Trying To Help Educate Your Country- So You Can Uphold Some Insanely Strict Religious Code That Has Brought Nothing But Bloodshed And Oppression To Your People" AWARD OF THE MONTH!
Please see us after the show to pick up your complimentary Hummer.
Congratulations Sudan!
You Can't Stop Sudan!
This just goes to show you. Sudan is the greatest country ever! Nothing can stop Sudan!..... except maybe free thought.... uhm open elections... human rights.... the 5th grade?
Goodnight Sudan. May you Oppress your people in Peace.
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Comment by jazzman
This only cements my and many others view that religion has much to answer for.
It is told by the evangelistic types that the day of reckoning is nigh, boy it is overdue is it not?
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